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Spring Date Arguement gets Political

Written by Jack C Tickler   
Spring Date Brings Agreement Between Two Old CONS 5 Days, 21 Hours ago Karma: 0
Inspired by SPRING!

Who Cares, Whom Wins?

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Spring is the Time for TAXATION

Two Bunnies Boil as Met Office Starts Spring Early

According to the Meteorological Office spring is here. It classes the first day of spring as 1 March, saying March, April and May are regarded as the spring months. But traditionally spring has started on the night of 20/21 March and "predictable; traditionally" politicians have waded into the row.

A surreal agreement between opposing political parties disturbs the leaders.

"They may say that 1 March is the first day of spring - which it is not - but it certainly doesn't feel like it!" says the seasonally named Sir Nicholas Winterton (hardcore con. <usual old crap>)

He is supported by Stuart Bell (new labourish person <same old crap>), who says, "Spring starts on March 20/21 and if the Met Office are not aware of this simple fact, it reflects a casual approach to facts, which is all too inherent today."

Just how will the "Whips" punish: "Two SPRING bunnies spoiling (together)"??

Spring?
Don't give them hope;
The winter of OUR MAKING continues…
Unless... can WE can TAX hope?
 
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