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Fat Cats and Greedy Dogs I eats, I drinks, I gets fat

Written by Jack C Tickler   
Fat Cats and Greedy Dogs - Politicians to Refuse 1 Week, 1 Day ago Karma: 0
Today's ripped headline was inspired by an interview heard on Radio 4 Morning program (yes, I AM THAT OLD). A very earnest young man explained how millions of pets in the UK were being overfed and given treats far too ften. This has led to a great many pets suffering a range of fat related illnesses; much like the obesity problem found in SOME sections of the British public.

This seemed a good subject to play around with...

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THE GREAT BIG BRITISH FAT CATS AND GREEDY SCANDAL

For once, it seems individuals in parliament cannot be blamed for the way British pet owners overfeed their animals to busting point. "Pet obesity in the UK, you could say, is at epidemic proportions. Nearly 50% of dogs and cats in this country are overweight, and 15% of these are clinically obese." Andrew Wilson, Orchard Veterinary Centre.

The Pet Health Council recommends the following action:

1. check the ideal weight for your pet with your vet;
2. take action if your pet is heavier than its ideal weight by 15%.
3. check for a sagging stomach and bulging sides;
4. if you can't feel your pet's ribs, this may be a sign that they're overweight;
5. breathlessness and reluctance to take exercise are good indicators of an overweight pet.

OBESITY IN HOUSES
OF PARLIEMENT?

Heavyweight politicians, many of whom may have visited the "trough" of their free meal allowances a little to often, have refused to take the new "FAT PET" test. The general feeling among MPs is that; "A few tasty treats never did anyone any harm"!

"Throw me a BONE sometime", seems to be the reply from the Great British Public.

Gormless Gordon says;
"I eats, I drinks, I gets fat
and I falls over; I'm awright
JACK".
 
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