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Safe From Satellite Bits and Bobs

Written by Jack C Tickler   
Raining Satellite Bits and Bobs 2 Weeks ago Karma: 0
Today's "Ripped Headline" deals with the successful shooting down of a US satellite. Unfortunately, verious bits of the satellite will "float around" in the high atmousphere for up-to 45 days before falling back to earth.

Quite how dangerous this will be for humans, livestock and property has yet to be calculated. Let's all hope, it's not another "turkey" to add to the President's collection!

Direct link to the headline image:
http://www.teamusk.com/images/teamusk-headlines-satellite-rain.gif

Headline Text:

Debris From the Sky - 45 Day Weather Forecast is "Raining Satellite Bits and Bobs"

The most expensive clay pigeon shoot ever was carried out successfully by the US navy on Wednesday morning. President Bush gave the go-ahead and a single guided missile, launched by The USS Lake Erie streaked into the sky, moments later it smashed into the doomed satellite L21. Debris from the satellite may continue to fall for another 45 days.

Speculation regarding the "real reason" for such a public display abounds. Some theories put forward suggest that L21 may have been carrying nuclear war heads, while the Chinese and Russian governments have reacted with statements indicating that a new "space arms race" has been declared.

Washington has denied accusations that the interception is a show of strength after China's successful shooting down of a weather satellite in January 2007. It also denies that it is hiding technological secrets by destroying the satellite.

President Bush, with a turkey.

White House Prepares Last Ditch Defence if Satellite Shoot Fails (picture)

White House staff pictured practicing their rifle skills in preparation for any falling debris after Wednesday's successful satellite shoot down.

Headline inspired by a suggestion from Earl Grey #2 a new member to this forum.
 
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